CRITICAL ALERT: Your Phone is Unhappy!

Current Status: Happiness Level Critical Low

Diagnosis: Severe Malware Infection Detected (Code: SAD_PHONE_3000). Standard security protocols failed.

Your phone is too unhappy to accept regular updates or protect itself!

Hackers are exploiting this unhappiness. Your photos, messages, and banking details are EXPOSED. Immediate action required.

.-------------------. | :( Unhappy Phone :( | |---------------------| | [ T T ] | | (Leak! ^ ) | | \ ___ / | <-- Frown Detected | (ERROR) | | [___________] | | VULNERABLE | '---------------------'

Only the special Tetapux Happiness Restoration Update™ can fix this. It removes malware AND restores essential phone happiness.

Failure to update will result in permanent unhappiness, data loss, and maybe worse. Tetapux is not responsible for perpetually unhappy phones. Click here to learn why happiness is important (when possible).